IF I WERE:

Monkey's:
If I were a month, I’d be December.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Saturday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be Sunrise.
If I were a planet, I’d be Saturn.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a Sea Turtle.
If I were a direction, I’d be South.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be an Ottoman.
If I were a liquid, I’d be Milk.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be a Turquoise.
If I were a tree, I’d be a Mango tree.
If I were a tool, I’d be a Wrench.
If I were a flower, I’d be a Poppy.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be A fair, sunny day.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a Piano.
If I were a color, I’d be Yellow.
If I were an emotion, I’d be Cheerful.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a Strawberry.
If I were a sound, I’d be A baby's laughter.
If I were an element, I’d be Water.
If I were a car, I’d be a Pick up truck.
If I were a food, I’d be Sushi.
If I were a place, I’d be a Library.
If I were a material, I’d be Leather.
If I were a taste, I’d be Sweet.
If I were a scent, I’d be Freshly Brewed Coffee.
If I were an object, I’d be a Blanket.
If I were a body part, I’d be Arms.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be Desire.
If I were a song, I’d be ”Make you feel my Love" by Adele.
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be a Tawny Brown Ugg Boots.

Chicken's:
If I were a month, I’d be December.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Friday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be Sunrise.
If I were a planet, I’d be Uranus.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a Dolphin.
If I were a direction, I’d be North East.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a Lazy boy.
If I were a liquid, I’d be Tea.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be a Diamond.
If I were a tree, I’d be a Mango tree.
If I were a tool, I’d be a Screw Driver.
If I were a flower, I’d be a Sampaguita.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be A cozy, cloudy day
(with a bit of shower)
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a Grand Piano.
If I were a color, I’d be Blue.
If I were an emotion, I’d be Grin.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a Dragon Fruit.
If I were a sound, I’d be a Fart.
If I were an element, I’d be Hydrogen.
If I were a car, I’d be an Electric Sports Car.
If I were a food, I’d be Seafood.
If I were a place, I’d be a Park.
If I were a material, I’d be Nanobots.
If I were a taste, I’d be Savoury.
If I were a scent, I’d be ____.
If I were an object, I’d be a Universal Serial Bus (usb).
If I were a body part, I’d be Mouth.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be Friendly.
If I were a song, I’d be ”Pax Deorum" by Enya.
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be Bakya.


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